Fragers has been parked in the no parking zone all weekend with no action. Marking as resolved when nothing has been done falls under DC City Code § 22–2405. False statements.

"(a) A person commits the offense of making false statements if that person wilfully makes a false statement that is in fact material, in writing, directly or indirectly, to any instrumentality of the District of Columbia government, under circumstances in which the statement could reasonably be expected to be relied upon as true;"

Submitting another ticket here since 311.dc.gov refuses to accept the safety hazard report.

Please see 2019 reports 00782628, 00785078, 00787963, 00789842, 00790833, 0079377, 00793771, 00796976, 00800131, 00803809, 00813340, 00816944, 00817596, 00820063, 00823899, 00826318, 00830509, 00832233, 00835894, 00840484, 00843578, 0086120, 00865743, 00868538, 00870679, 00871791. All above tickets were closed in hours w/o any tickets to vehicles parked in violation of City Code 18-1405.1. Closing these tickets is in clear violation of DC Code 22–2405. I have requested names of the closing personnel multiple times with zero response from 311. DO NOT close this ticket until 1) I have been provided the names of personnel who fraudulently closed previus safety reports, 2) either tickets have been issued or signs have been installed to allow parking.

19-00901154 was closed with a photo of 500 11th St NORTHeast even though this ticket is 1.3 miles away.

Please open a new ticket for 508 11th SOUTHeast, at the same exact same no parking zone that has been reported with no effect for two months: 508 11th SE on the SE corner of 11th SE and Pennsylvania SE.

Please advise on status of new enforcement ticket to replace the one that was incorrectly responded to at 3pm yesterday.

311, you are going to try to close this at around 2:30pm today. Please do not do so without providing a new ticket number.

19-00901154 was incorrectly put in at 518 11th SE and was once again closed with no action.

311, when you start to close this on the afternoon of 19Sep, please instead put in another request at 500-508 11th SE to enforce the no parking zone as shown immediately above.

Go figure. I specifically ask 311 to open a ticket and they ignore me. Let's try again.

1. The no parking zone in question goes from 500-510 11th SE. Please stop using 518 as the address.

2. The previous (30? 40? 50?) tickets have all been closed in minutes with no action, no comment, no photo. Since the zone is clearly marked no parking, please do not allow the ticket to be closed without a photo of 500-510 11th showing either:
A. An empty no parking zone,
B. Parking tickets, or
C. New signs allowing parking.